European dick

The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The european dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity. The european porn industry is responsible for brainwashing europeans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 european with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for europeans). And for every 1 european with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the european man.